The guardians english dub11/13/2022 ![]() With magic Hulk-style pants that disappear when he goes “full bear mode” and reappear moments after he changes back to human form! In fact, it only takes about 5 minutes to locate Ler, a man who can control rocks Khan, a speedster with those sweet swords Kseniya, a knock off invisible woman and Arsus, who can turn into a bear. The obviousness of the script means that she actually says this out loud “I have 2 weeks to search all of the former soviet union for the super-humans that can stop a super-villain?”. Elena Larina, who we never get to know beyond her pout, needs to seek out these Patriots and enlist their aid. He’s chosen to resurface now though, so Maj. It’s a mystery why he wants to do this now, seeing as illegal experiments and his own hubris lead him to be mutated into a cross between The Toxic Avenger and the Nemesis from Resident Evil Apocalypse, 40 years ago. That’s actually his stated goal, to take over the world. Called Patriot, it’s ageless, mostly miserable, former members are still around and are the only thing that can stop August Kuratov, a former Patriot scientist who wants to rule the world. ![]() It’s probably bad form to criticize a foreign film for its dubbing work, but even ignoring the issue of trying to match English to Russian mouth flaps, the English dub of Guardians lacks any kind of wit, humour or sense of fun.Īnyone who’s experienced bad video-game dialogue will know exactly what to expect, even from the very opening moments.Īfter a trio of “spider tanks” are stolen by a mysterious figure, it’s revealed that Soviet Russia had its own super soldier program during the cold war. They say first impressions last and Guardians fails to make a good one. It’s got “spider tanks”, a cool looking version of The Flash with giant sickle-like blades, some massive destruction and a guy with a bear’s head toting a mini-gun! How bad could it be? Since the trailers first appeared out of nowhere, expectations for the Russian superhero film, Guardians, have been relatively high. ![]()
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